Paris Hilton Just Loves Rubbing Your Face In Her? Wealth

Posted by Nude Celebs
December 31, 2008

Oh, so you thought she was issuing an open invite to have some tuna?  Sorry, no.  What Paris Hilton loves rubbing your face in is that she doesn’t care about the $2 million worth of jewelry that was stolen from her Paris Palace just last week.  What’s $2 million to her, even in this recession where everyone’s just about ready to jump out of the window to escape the shame of bankruptcy?  No, instead of worrying about something like that, she goes out and buys a pink Bentley, and then strikes a pose for the paps with her latest luxury item.  Oh yeah, then she goes shopping for more stuff.  Or was that shopping spree before she posed with her new car?  Who cares except for the, paps right?  She even tells a TV crew that she knows who stole her jewelry and that they were probably in her house before.  If she’s talking about men, that’s a really loooong list!  But does anybody believe that someone as clueless as her is suddenly Sherlock Holmes all of a sudden?  Whoever took her jewelry should keep it, she definitely doesn’t need it if she can blow a wad of cash as big as what was needed for her new luxury car.

But hey, it’s been hella cold recently, so maybe her sex tape’s been selling like hotcakes, right?  To keep the bedroom toasty and all that.  She ought to make a new one, so she can buy a whole bunch of bling next, when she leaves the keys to her Bentley in the car, with the door unlocked.  You know she’s capable of that, so might as well keep your eyes peeled out for that ugly pink thing, and you can take home a fine ride, easy!  And as for that sex tape, why pay her for a copy when you can check it out on this site?

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