Dita Von Teese Nude In The Playboy German Edition
Hey, didn’t we kick these guys’ asses back in my grampa’s war? How come they’re the ones who get to buy a magazine off the newsstand featuring prime cocktease material like Dita Von Teese? Oh I get it, there are some Von Teese royal relatives over there greasing the wheels for her to appear in their country’s naughty magazine first, right? Whaddaya mean Von Teese is just a screen name? Isn’t Tom Cruise playing her mother’s auntie’s 3rd cousin, twice removed in a plot to kill Hitler or something?
Well, whatever the reason, the Germans are going to get their hands on some glossy pages showing Dita Von Teese’s juicy assets this December. You can bet Santa Claus is going to take a little longer climbing back up the chimney because of his boner when he spots that issue of Playboy lying on the table of some German home. So if he’s late you know who to blame. Though, in the spirit of world peace this coming holiday, here are some photgraphs released from that pictorial, so every Dita Von Teese stalker with an internet connection can satisfy themselves while lusting after Von Teese’s delicious tits. There’s still time to recycle your Marilyn Manson outfit from Halloween too, for some extra kinky play.
Of course there are other places you can check out kinky and topless photos of Dita Von Teese, and that’s right here on this link…
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