jessica simpson
I hope Jessica Simpson’s sober when I see her on the news again.
I haven’t heard from Jessica Simpson in weeks now, and I honestly hope that she’s alive. No, seriously, it’s true. After all the accidents and suicides that had happened to Hollywood stars, it makes you really think if a star’s in their right minds nowadays. Especially Jessica. Though, she isn’t always in her right mind, [...]
Jessica Simpson heads back to TV
Now that she’s got the whole delusions of movie success out of her head, fatty Jessica Simpson is heading back to the small screen that made her famous in the first place. And before you start thinking she’ll be starring in a reality show based on her soaring weight gain and plummeting music and film [...]
Jessica Simpson and her giant ass in a thong
There are a lot of unflattering camera angles a person can be photographed in. Even stars have this problem, beautiful as they are. Ever since becoming an object of snarkiness because of her noticeable weight-gain, the paps have been trying their best to find the worst possible picture angle for Jessica Simpson. And I do [...]
Jessica Simpson, as Glamorous as Eva!
So Jessica Simpson isn’t your typical WASP-Starbucks robot, but she sure does love her some of that Good Earth Cafe stuff! I can tell you, Miss Glamorous’s presence alone makes me realize this earth is still good. It still leaves my heart feeling good knowing that curvaceous blonde haired starlets still grab [...]
Loading ...
