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Lindsay Lohan and Elle-Magazine’s-stolen-jewelries drama are so over. Oh, thank God.

Weeks ago, it has been rumored that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $50,000-worth set of jewelries from an Elle magazine photoshoot, and the police were about to hold the actress in question regarding the situation. But the questioning didn’t happen because Elle magazine denied that Lindsay was of any part of the missing jewelry incident. The [...]


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Lady GaGa goes over the top with her new look

First, the pantless look. Then, the outrageous headpieces. Next, her exploding juggs on her last concert. I’m somewhat a fan of Lady GaGa, because she can carry her peculiarity well. But this has got to be the last thing I would want to see on her–the one-line eye brow. This is totally ridiculous and out [...]


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Britney goes brunette. Oh, what’s next?

Known for her outrageous and spontaneous hair overhauls,  Britney Spears oops did it again recently as she was seen shopping yesterday at Bed Bath and Beyond in LA sporting darker tresses than her usual blonde do. She was with her agent turned boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and a roomful of bodyguards as she walked the streets [...]


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Mariah Carey still thinks she can act – this time on stage!

The woman who looked like she ate the marshmallow man is coming to a stage near you. Well, if you happen to live in London’s West End that is. Yes, Mariah Carey, the woman who is single-handedly responsible for the Hello Kitty shortage in the world is headed for the stage. Yes, you read that [...]


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Jessica Alba continues to be an idiot

Celebs think they can get away with anything. Especially if they believe it’s for a good cause. Take raging idiot Jessica Alba for instance. While in Oklahoma shooting her next shitacular The Killer Inside Me, she decided it would be a good thing to express her environmentalist issues by plastering giant posters of scary-looking killer [...]


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Jessica Simpson heads back to TV

Now that she’s got the whole delusions of movie success out of her head, fatty Jessica Simpson is heading back to the small screen that made her famous in the first place. And before you start thinking she’ll be starring in a reality show based on her soaring weight gain and plummeting music and film [...]


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Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie to happen without Sarah Michelle Gellar

Back in 1992, a little film about a high school cheerleader who wakes up one day and gets the power to battle the undead unspooled in theaters to embarrassing results. In 1997, that box-office flop was adapted into a TV series that not only became a huge ratings gainer, but had received critical acclaim and [...]


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Paulina Porizkova is the latest Tyra Banks casualty

First there was Janice Dickinson. Then there was Twiggy. Now, the latest America’s Next Top Model judge to bite the dust is (insert faux-sincere Tyra Banks voice here) Llllllllegendary Supermodel Paulina Porizkova. She’s been a judge on the modeling competition program now for about three cycles and while there were no rumors of bad blood [...]


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Amy Winehouse gets drunk and passes out. Must be Tuesday.

It seems that nearly dying and losing whatever career she has left has not let booze-hound and crack-head Amy Winehouse from reaching for the sky. And by sky I mean Skyy Vodka. It sure hasn’t dampened her spirit in the least. And by spirit I mean the many available bottled and awaiting eager lips to [...]


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Heidi Montag appearing in Playboy NOT naked

Now that she’s Mrs. Douchebag, Heidi Montag takes the next step to being even more of a skank than being married to Gonorrhea-peen Spencer Pratt – becoming a Playboy alum. Yup, the plastic-chested fame whore is in talks to appear in the magazine sometime this year. And yes, before you ask, she is asking for [...]


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FHM reveals the Top 10 Sexiest Women in the World

It’s that time of the year once again when fanboys of hot and sexy babes debate on who should and should not be included in FHM Magazine’s Sexiest Women of the World poll when the issue comes out next month. But you don’t have to wait that long to find out who the top ten [...]


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Lady Gaga hits a woman and knocks her teeth out

There’s performance-level, and then there’s just plain mindless. Dance skank Lady Gaga, in a recent concert performance, was so into her shitty music, singing and dancing and waving her microphone around that she “accidentally” hit one of her back-up dancers in the mouth, knocking three of her front teeth out. The dancer was rushed to [...]