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Madonna is marrying Jesus. And the Pope just had a heart attack.

She’s been goading the Catholic church for quite some time now with her sexually suggestive songs about religion and Catholicism and her constant use of church imagery in her looks and music videos. She single-handedly made the rosary into a fashion accessory that is still all the rage to this day. But Madonna dating a [...]


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Sarah Jessica Parker can be hot when she needs to

With the constant referencing of her derogatory nickname Horseface, it’s easy to overlook the inherent sex-appeal of Sex and The City star Sarah Jessica Parker. After all, with jabs of “Why the long face?” you can’t help but think of her equine face-alike when you see her, no matter how fashionably or provocatively dressed she [...]


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Lindsay Lohan looks like a crack whore. So what else is new?

I almost went an entire week without posting a blog entry about car wreck and reformed vag licker Lindsay Lohan, but when I came across these photos of her taken some time last week, I just felt compelled to say something about them. The fiery redhead looks downright skanky in these photos and it doesn’t [...]


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Nicole Scherzinger catfighting with the other Pussycat Dolls

For months now, there has been grumblings and twitters about what has really been happening inside the super girl group The Pussycat Dolls and it’s lead singer Nicole Scherzinger. It all began when the group released their adaptation of the Oscar-winning theme song to the film Slumdog Millionaire entitled Jai Ho with the single reading [...]


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Lindsay Lohan may finally show her titties. Live!

Even though we’ve pretty much seen her tits with her numerous nipslips and see-throughs, Lindsay Lohan may finally do the thing that all down-and-out, still-struggling-to-hold-on-to-their-career, desperate-to-still-be-relevant actress do: go topless. Because of her financial and celebrity ills (and the fact that no film studio will touch her with a ten foot pole) LiLo might do [...]


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Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t shampoo… and other crazy stuff

In a world where paranoia is increasing exponentially, it’s easy to give in to the fears and whisperings of danger lurking around every corner. Carcinogens in sugar, transfat in butter, cholesterol in broccoli – stuff like that. In our modern times, there are so many red flags waving in front of our faces warning us [...]


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Hayden Panetierre bitches at the paparazzi

Talk about ungrateful Hollywood stars. They do their damnedest to force themselves into the spotlight, taking any role in terrible movies just to pad their resume and gain “experience”. Then, lo and behold, a breakout role in a movie or TV series comes their way and the media frenzy descends upon them turning them from [...]


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Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars: AWKWARD!!!

One’s an A-list Academy Award winning actress who’s bad-girl behavior has been fodder for tabloids and celeb bloggers; the other’s a former TV star who’s transition into major-movie star has been rife with drama and disappointment. Two girls with seemingly nothing in common besides the business they both work in and yet, they have another [...]


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Lindsay Lohan Finally Eats!

Walking corpse Lindsay Lohan was spotted carrying a couple of boxes of pizza which leads many to believe that she’s finally doing something to rehabilitate her decimated figure. But judging by these photos — the sunken cheeks, the baggy clothes — it looks like it might be just a little too late.
Lindsay already looks sick. [...]