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Zhang Ziyi Gets Her Ass Fondled In Public
These have got to be the hottest celebrity holiday beach shots ever taken this entire Christmas season! Sure we’ve seen tits straining against bikinis and even topless stars walking up and down the fine white sands of whatever expensive resort they’ve hied off too, while the rest of us shiver in the cold. But even [...]
Britney Spears Shows Off Her Chest
Britney Spears is not exactly known for being a classy girl. It should be no surprise that she was shot wearing no bra and rock hard pokies jumping from her chest. Now, I like celebrity tits as much as the next guy, but on Britney Spears and her ant bites, come on. Either way, Britney Spears is definitely more bangable now than she was a year ago. For that I toast. If you’d like to see Britney topless check out Celeb Taboo!
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Tara Reid Breaks Out Of Rehab, Tongues Trucker’s Cock For A Wine Cooler
There are conflicting reports right now that alcoholic and drug addicted celebrity actress and attention whore Tara Reid has either checked out of rehab or that the is still there. I’ve processed and translated this to mean she’s escaped temporarily, performed oral sex on a random member of the public in return for a quick fix both sexually and alcoholically. I know you side with me.
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Rihanna Is Either Getting The Knot Tied or Pimping
Rihanna has caused much speculation as to her sudden influx of jewelry on her hands. While a couple celebrity bloggers and tabloids are speculating she’s finally getting hitched to her long time boyfriend Chris Brown, more down to earth people like myself assume she’s blinged up cuz she’s way richer than we’ll ever be. On a side note, I like to visualize she has short hair because Chris pulls her hair so damned hard when he’s making scandalous sex movies of Rihanna getting ass fucked. Judge for yourself at Celeb Taboo!
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Kristin Cavallari Beach Snaps, Open For Inspection
In England they call someone who has no other value other than their dating a famous sports star or celebrity "WAGs". This stands for "wives and girlfriends". That is pretty much all Kristin Cavallari is. That and she’s hot and I guess she’d still be seen as|thought of as|considered a celebrity, albeit more worthless than most. What I find of value is naked movies of her on holiday which can be found at Celeb Taboo!
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Britney Likes Curry For Christmas
Well, Britney Spears will actually swallow anything for Christmas, or hey, just eat anything any day, period. We all know that. What makes Britney’s 2008 Yuletide dinner special is that she reportedly spent it in India with someone who is supposed to be her new beau. Why all the way in India and not [...]
Lindsay Lohan Beach Photos: As Buff As Ever
3 Days into 2009 and we already have some fresh Lindsay Lohan almost naked pics. These bikini shots from the beach show what we like to see from all of our young and wild Hollywood celebrities. Slim bodies with huge breasts. If Lindsay Lohan isn’t sporting the ideal female figure I don’t know who else is. If you’d like to play connect the dots with Lindsay’s freckles check out Celeb Taboo!
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Paris Hilton Just Loves Rubbing Your Face In Her? Wealth
Oh, so you thought she was issuing an open invite to have some tuna? Sorry, no. What Paris Hilton loves rubbing your face in is that she doesn’t care about the $2 million worth of jewelry that was stolen from her Paris Palace just last week. What’s $2 million to her, even in this recession [...]
Salma Hayek Smokes Crack In Front Of Her Baby
Ole Salma Hayek wasn’t quite smoking crack in front of her kid, but she was smoking a big gnarly cigarette right next to the kid. Salma Hayek was always a pretty good role model for people. But now, with the tar stick in her kid’s face? I’m no child’s rights nazi or anything, but that’s pretty fucked if you ask me. Can’t she smoke her crack on the balcony or something and spare the kid his lungs? If you’d like to help Junior get his paybacks, laugh at Salma’s topless and naked body at Celeb Taboo!
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UK Glamour Models Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh Get Breasts Reductions
Since they both began modeling, English glamour models Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh have been paired together for a multitude of spreads. Why you ask? Namely because they stack FF and G cup racks and they love to exploit these massive boobies for cash. I can’t say that I blame them. In fact, I applaud them for it. I wish more celebrity glamor models would show us their breasts so we had more spank material. No worries, all the celebrity nudity you could ever imagine is at Celeb Taboo!
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Claire Danes Missing Her Booty In Venice
Some may say that award winning celebrity Claire Danes is looking a bit anorexic here. Some will say she just looks skinny but where did her ass go? Others, like myself will say Claire is looking Holly-fabulous. I love skinny Hollywood celebrities, who cares if they don’t have big J.Lo asses. Pro-ana is vulnerable and I like to see Claire Danes vulnerable and naked whenever I log into Celeb Taboo!
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Would You Pay $5,300 For Scarlett Johansson?s Snot?
Hey, you and I both agree that Scarlett Johansson’s one scorching hot babe, and I’d spare no expense in accessing a site that’s got dirty images of her (which, coincidentally, you can find here). But paying $5,300 for a used tissue that she blew her nose on? Even if you could afford it? That’s what [...]
