Archive for December, 2008
Paris Hilton Just Loves Rubbing Your Face In Her? Wealth
Oh, so you thought she was issuing an open invite to have some tuna? Sorry, no. What Paris Hilton loves rubbing your face in is that she doesn’t care about the $2 million worth of jewelry that was stolen from her Paris Palace just last week. What’s $2 million to her, even in this recession [...]
Salma Hayek Smokes Crack In Front Of Her Baby
Ole Salma Hayek wasn’t quite smoking crack in front of her kid, but she was smoking a big gnarly cigarette right next to the kid. Salma Hayek was always a pretty good role model for people. But now, with the tar stick in her kid’s face? I’m no child’s rights nazi or anything, but that’s pretty fucked if you ask me. Can’t she smoke her crack on the balcony or something and spare the kid his lungs? If you’d like to help Junior get his paybacks, laugh at Salma’s topless and naked body at Celeb Taboo!
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Mega Model Turned Mega Milf Elle Macpherson Swimsuit
Ozzie born swimsuit model of yesteryear Elle MacPherson was caught wearing a small swimsuit at Sydney Harbour Beach the other day. The 6′ tall milf is aging like a fine wine and she’s as fit as ever. When my girlfriend is her age I’d be happy if she looked half as good. Want to see celeb super model Elle naked a few years ago? See her at Celeb Heat!
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Sharon Stone Still Looking Sexy
Check out this mixed collection of sexy Sharon Stone pics. Before there was sex tapes and paparazzi pictures, there was Sharon Stone. I’ll never forget when my friends and I snuck in a copy of Basic Instinct. We all crowded around the television to see the scene where she opened up her legs and flashed [...]
UK Glamour Models Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh Get Breasts Reductions
Since they both began modeling, English glamour models Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh have been paired together for a multitude of spreads. Why you ask? Namely because they stack FF and G cup racks and they love to exploit these massive boobies for cash. I can’t say that I blame them. In fact, I applaud them for it. I wish more celebrity glamor models would show us their breasts so we had more spank material. No worries, all the celebrity nudity you could ever imagine is at Celeb Taboo!
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Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Finally Getting Hitched
The gossip columns were in full effect this weekend that Tom Brady finally popped the question to Gisele Bundchen while on a chartered airplane. Supposedly there was over 20 dozen roses and tons of great champagne for this occasion. These rumors have been shot down by Tom’s father who said he hasn’t heard anything of this and insists he would have. I get the feeling that Daddy isn’t in the loop and his son’s dick is deep into Gisele’s now-hitched supermodel hole. Get more at Celeb Heat!
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Some Hot Holly Madison Snaps, Prior To Criss Angel
I prefer to think of Holly Madison when she was with Hugh Hefner. This Criss Angel fling she’s got going on currently kind of makes me nauseous. The dude is a loser straight up, his magic is weak. Although Criss scoring a busty Playmate model is just about as astounding as the first time you saw the rabbit trick. Here’s some pics of Holly before she was mauled by Criss. Get her fully nude at Celeb Heat!
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Claire Danes Missing Her Booty In Venice
Some may say that award winning celebrity Claire Danes is looking a bit anorexic here. Some will say she just looks skinny but where did her ass go? Others, like myself will say Claire is looking Holly-fabulous. I love skinny Hollywood celebrities, who cares if they don’t have big J.Lo asses. Pro-ana is vulnerable and I like to see Claire Danes vulnerable and naked whenever I log into Celeb Taboo!
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Would You Pay $5,300 For Scarlett Johansson?s Snot?
Hey, you and I both agree that Scarlett Johansson’s one scorching hot babe, and I’d spare no expense in accessing a site that’s got dirty images of her (which, coincidentally, you can find here). But paying $5,300 for a used tissue that she blew her nose on? Even if you could afford it? That’s what [...]
Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Pics For Best MILF Body 2008
Kate Beckinsale may be older nowadays, but look at the fit fashion model body on her still. Most 19 year old girls I know would kill to have a body like that. She was the hot chick in Pearl Harbor but right about now all I can think about is pearl necklace if you know what I mean. Kate Beckinsale gets my vote for hottest celebrity MILF in the universe for 2008. Check out more stunning topless, tit slips and sex video clips of fiery Kate Beckinsale at Celeb Taboo!
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Eva Longoria Parker in Swimsuit: 2008 Revisited
Eva Longoria has a lot going for her and a lot going on all over her body. This was captured earlier this year when she was on holiday in Italy. Her hubby Tony Parker is nowhere to be found so I’ll guess he was banging some Italian chicks in a beach bathroom. Nevertheless Eva is looking a little plump in these celeb swimsuit pics so she’s obviously enjoying her time in Italy. Get more promiscuous Eva Longoria pics at Celeb Heat!
Is This Mariah Carey’s Melons or Mary Carey’s?
Mariah Carey brought her little doggy, I mean boyfriend Nick Cannon to Aspen to enjoy a white Christmas and somehow deemed it prudent to show off her ambitious melons. She doesn’t care that it’s a subzero temperature outside, she’s still going to show all of us poor schmucks her big celebrity tits. And for that, I love her. With my cock. See Mariah Carey upskirts, tit slips and all kinds of topless candids only at Celeb Taboo!
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