Archive for September, 2008
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Divorced!
OK, just kidding! Quite the opposite actually. Scarlett Johansson and yummy man Ryan Reynolds have tied the knot. It was a small wedding with only a few of their dearest friends attending. It was held in the remote wilderness outside of Vancouver apparently. I’m hoping the couple get naked and create a smoking hot crazy celebrity sex wedding video ala Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee! My fingers are certainly crossed!
GET SCARLETT JOHANSSON’s SEX TAPE HERE!
Jennifer Aniston Flaunting Her Pussy?
We just got a hold of some shots of Hollywood super celeb Jennifer Aniston flashing some serious vagina. Is she serious? With all of us vulturelike paparazzi around how can you overlook your giant labia flapping in the breeze? If she wasn’t the pretty celebrity powerhouse we know she is, I’d say she was trying to boost her career. But then again, we’re not talking about Ashley Dupree.. There, I said it. Enjoy this risque pussy slip pic of Jenny on vacation in Cabo because you can bet your ass she’ll be checking her "flaps" before landing next time if you know what I mean.
SEE MORE OF JENNIFER ANISTON’S PUSSY AT CELEB TABOO!
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, Lesbian Love
It was a few weeks before national ‘Coming Out’ day, but Lindsay Lohan shocked fans not that she was coming out, but by the way it was done. I mean, everyone’s pretty well knew she’s a lesbian, but has never admitted it directly. Instead of selling the information to a tabloid or E! she actually answered the question openly, directly and honestly on an LA radio show when questioned how long she’d been dating DJ Samantha Ronson. Celebrity lesbians are hot! Hell, any lesbians are hot, especially when they’re Lilo!
SEE LINDSAY LOHAN DYKING OUT ONLY AT CELEB HEAT!
Former Disaster Britney Spears All Wigged Out!
Struggling diva Britney Spears was spotted leaving the set of her upcoming video Womanizer wearing a tight bobbed wig. She probably figured she had the wig and make up on anyhow, why not give the paps something to think about. Albeit not quite as dramatic as her famous celebrity meltdown when she shaved her head Sindead O’Connor stylie, but still. A source tells us that Britney is straddling dudes and sucking cherries eroticly in this but didn’t appear to particularly get horny in shooting the scene. She was surprisingly professional, if you can believe that.
SEE BRITNEY SPEARS UNLEASED AND NAKED!
Katie Price Smoking Hot For Launch
Super gorgeous, and aging like a fine wine super-celebrity Katie Price posed for some extremely stunning shots for the launch of her fragrance "Besotted". First of all, what the hell kind of a word is "besotted" anyway? There’s got to be a whole 3 people in the world who didn’t have to Google it to get schooled. Now that I know it means something good I’d like to take this time to say that Katie Price and her sexy celebrity legs have me totally besotted. I’m going to use that word all day when I talk about all the naughty sexual things I’d like to do to Katie. Know what I mean?
SEE KATIE PRICE NAKED AS THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!
U.K. Chicks in Lingerie Week, I Mean It!
It’s not too often when I find hot enough European celebs to include on this blog, but today is an exception. Well it’s not really a celebrity event, it’s more made up. But what you see above is nothing but utter, nude European celebrity skin. With horny English celebrity girls like this, how come we don’t see more celebrity scandal tapes coming from that way? Maybe it’s that they think we don’t care, but let’s be honest. I could look at these celebrity breasts, legs and booty all fucking day, especially if they’re as hot as Rosie Jones is here!
SEE MORE ROSIE JONES AND SEXY BRITISH CELEBS!
Heidi Montag’s Celebrity B-Day?
The Hills actress Heidi Montag celebrated her 22nd birthday the other day. To celebrate boyfriend Spencer Pratt took her shopping for bling followed by an equally staged picnic at the park. I’m really liking both of them boasting their Jesus bling, makes me want to pinch their cheeks and pray for a sex video. In fact, these pics reak so much of attention whoreness that I wouldn’t doubt if there was full photoshoot lighting involved. Celebrities in desperate need of attention look no further, alert the paparazzi there’s some easy money to be made and then free PR ensues. I’ll wait for the sex video of these too.
See Heidi Montag Buck Naked @ Celeb Heat
Hugh Heffner, Dumped By Escort Kendra Wilkinson
It’s not as if we really think of Kendra Wilkinson as Heffner’s girlfriend, but more of a high priced escort servicing rich, old celebrity clientele. But the story of an overpriced hooker dropping a client isn’t nearly as interesting as one of Hugh Heffner’s ‘girlfriends’ dumping him for an NFL player! Yep, she’s apparently dropped the Playboy magnate for Hank Baskett of the Philly Eagles. If you think this is some muffed up celebrity scandal stuff, Heff is also apparently getting cheated on by girlfriend Holly Madison with Criss Angel. Ouch!
See More of Heff’s Girlfriends Naked @ Celeb Taboo!
Super Hot Mila Kunis, All Cleavaged Up
Mila Kunis was shot while on the set of her latest gig, Extract. I’m told Extract is a comedy about a flower extract plant owner but all I’m looking forward to seeing is two very big celebrity tits. While we’re Extracting some satisfaction from all the skin 25 year old Mila is showing, we’ll be getting some more when her new action film Max Payne is released. Why? Because in the film, this sexy celebrity’s name is Mona Sax, and anything that sounds like "Moaning" and "Sex" has to be AWESOME! Here’s to many more Hollywood candids yet to come!
CHECK OUT MORE OF MILA’S TITS @ CELEB TABOO!
Mischa Barton Nip Slip While Trashed
A riley Mischa Barton is so bored of going to charity events like the Fashion for Relief show she had just attended in upper London that she needs to get totally plastered beforehand. You’d think that whoever they are raising funds for would prefer their headlining celebrities to be at least a little sober. Nonetheless a totally fubared Mischa had a much appreciated nipple slip that you’d miss if you blinked your eyes. Our paparazzo’s cams never blink, and that’s a good thing because now Mischa Barton’s breasts are public knowledge. Can a brother get a sex tape next or what?
SEE MISCHA BARTON BUCK NAKED AT CELEB HEAT!
Shauna Sand Twat Candids Again, Cummon!
What’s with celebrities and Katsuya? For the second time in one week Shauna Sand was seen getting out of her car at the start studded Hollywood hotspot. Hasn’t anyone notified Shauna that Katsuya is for young, hot celebrities who aren’t old enough to be Betty Ford’s older sister? I mean, I like to see long legs and celeb panty snaps as much as the next guy, I’d just prefer they were on someone the league of, say Eva Longoria, not Mother Nature. Either way I suppose a panty shot is a twat shot, right? Enjoy the moment Shauna, enjoy.
SEE MORE SHAUNA SAND NAKED AT CELEB TABOO!
Kim Kardashian, Absolute Bitch
Apparently there was a severe accident that emergency vehicles were en-route to during rush hour traffic. Naturally the first responders took the emergency lane as it was bumper to bumper traffic. This is where The Bitch shines. Supposedly, Kim Kardashian had enough of the traffic and moved into the emergency lane to gain some progress only to stop for a few minutes, holding up the emergency cars. A bystander tapped on her window for a bit and when she finally rolled it down he saw it was lil Kimmy K and she was going apeshit he tapped her window. What the hell is wrong with celebrities that they think they’re better than everyone else? She finally accepted that she should move her big ass Escalade over so the emergency vehicles could get past but was STILL PO’D about the guy tapping on her window! Kim Kardashian, if you’re out there; You may be a beautiful celeb with a nice thick butt, but your big, bitchy ego is deplorable. Stick to being slutty and parading the only things that people care about, your naked body.
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